Tragedy Strikes! It appears the young woman has crashed her pink hot rod into some sort of glass retaining wall. On site reports an injury to one of her passenger! The woman's conversation was overheard as she calmly tries to asses the wreck.
"What are you doing bro! Look at ya, all on the ground and shit. Laid up on that wall, like it's an IKEA or somethin'. This is not how things go down in the streets playboy! Brush it off! I hear sirens! MOVE!"
The Plot Thickens: Oh this won't look good at all. One man down, one safely secured in the flaming hot rod. What's this? The crazed woman is famed doctor of cholendochojenjunostomy? Are you fucking serious? Is that even real?! Wait! She appears to have produced an emergency surgical kit!
Luckily, the downed passenger still has a heartbeat in his crotch.
Oh my! As police arrive on the scene, the wild woman flashes stunning blue eyes and a charming smile, hoping to buy herself more time. The victim appears to be wrapped in a thermal insulating sack, that does not resemble Ava's winter hat at all.
When her attempt at using her dashing good looks to avoid arrest failed, the deranged woman took off in a sprint for the woods. Her maniacal laughter could be heard for miles as she whizzed past stunned onlookers and rescue workers.
We'll update you as the story develops.
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